Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?

John Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or…

Recruiter: Well, it’s a standard question we have to ask.

Russell Ziskey: No, we’re not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.

John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

Recruiter: I guess that’s “no” on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph…

aus Ich glaub’ mich knutscht ein Elch! / Stripes